3. I was Today-Years-Old when I noticed he only had 4 fingers.
4. We all eat our feelings sometimes.
5. OMG IT WORKED!
6. I also thrive on neglect
7. Seems legit…
8. “I don’t see this going wrong at all,” said nobody.
9. That time when the fortune cookies plot against you
10. Damn straight
11. Ever been in a black hole?
12. This would make me very uneasy
13. You are such a boring sponge, we are THROUGH!!
14. GO HERNIA LAMP!
15. What is this sorcery?
16. H2hoe
17. Ignorance is bliss
18. Waking up tends to ruin my day too
19. If all cookies talked shit like this maybe I would weigh a lot less
20. I would consider this a good deep cleaning
21. Wing passion
22. If I can’t hear the noise is the car really making one?
23. A for effort
24. The more I look at his face the sadder I get
25. Oh no you did not just put Baby in the corner!
26. This woman is a genius
27. We’re all going down
28. Well there’s always tomorrow
29. Everyone needs a vacation
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