1. Too many free samples at Costco got me like….
2. How are we at the top of the food chain honestly?
3. When you shock even your therapist with your crazy life.
4. Sure, just blame the cat.
5. If you look for the silver lining, he appears to be helping plant the garden.
6. Where is my peanut butter?
7. Sometimes in life, you must take baby steps to get out of your comfort zone.
8. Hide and seek level: EXPERT
9. Sour-tasting egg laid by a citrus duck.
10. Kids aren’t the only ones who can fake an illness to stay home with you. Seriously, look at that face tho.
11. More questions than answers.
12. #Singlelife
13. When you only burn one side of the grilled cheese
14. Seems legit
15. Not all ideas in life are as good as the sound, but you will never know if you don’t try!
16. Baller Status!!
17. Selective hearing at it’s finest.
18. She wants to see Dee’s Nuts in the back of your mouth.
19. You never know when magical leprechauns will leave you a gift of delicious food in the fridge. Just keep checking and one day it will happen.
20. This is me to a T
21. I’ll pass on that pretzel dog.
22. My Bad……
23. I think what you need to ask yourself is, because why not?
24. Your not living your best life if you start 1st grade with a girlfriend. Go in as a free bird and see where the wind takes you.
25. I can never look at an Oreo the same again now.
26. When you want to be classy but still drink box wine.
27. It’s never to early.
28. We are all just mosquitoes drawn to the light of social media.
29. I really hope to find these in the store one day.
